It’s my fault. I knew this would happen. This past Monday I sat on the couch and reveled in the Celtic’s complete dismantling of the Magic. Their 3-0 lead partnered with the Lakers dominant looking 2-0 over the Suns meant, in my mind, that a Lakers vs. Celtics finals was imminent. Images of Bird and [...]
Archive for May, 2010
Buyer’s Remorse
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged basketball, Beat LA, boston, Bruins, celtics, Finals, Flyers, Google, Lakers, larry bird, Magic Johnson, nba on 05/28/2010 | Leave a Comment »
Athletic Delusion
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged franklin, larry bird, Lebron James, monica selses, new hampshire, open, pete rose, phil mickelson, s, tiger woods, u, usain bolt on 05/21/2010 | 5 Comments »
A Basement Athlete’s Testimony Hi. My name is Adam and I am a recovering Deluded Athlete. Thanks to DA, I have been clean for 3 weeks, but… Have you ever heard your voice on a recording? Is there anybody who hears that and doesn’t say “I don’t sound like that!” Everyone nearby tells you, “No, [...]
Sharks & Lamps – Roman Numeral One
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged american idol, big mike, Bruins, celtics, christopher columbus, cigars, Flyers, indians, kobe bryant, lamps, magic, meghan daly, michael jordan, native american, nauseated, orlando, overrated, phil jackson, Playoffs, ray allen, red aurbach, shaq, sharks, tim mccarver, toledo, underrated, zen master on 05/17/2010 | 1 Comment »
Hello, Ladies & Gentlemen. Welcome to my first “Sharks & Lamps” post. I will occasionally share unsolicited opinions on random things in sports, entertainment, history, theology, politics – life in general – that I think are either overrated or underrated. No real rhyme or reason. Just whatever is on my mind. What do you mean [...]
Fair-Weather Fun
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged athlete, basement, Bruins, Cowboys, Duke, Fenway Park, Flyers, mlb, NHL, Playoffs, Red Sox, yankees on 05/14/2010 | 2 Comments »
Pink Hats, Bandwagon hoppers, Front–running weasels, Post-LeBron Cavs fans, Fair Weather Fans. These are a sampling of the labels that I and other commenters on the blog have used to slander “Johnny-come lately” fans across the nation. I have disparaged those who happen to find themselves fans of the Cowboys, Yankees, Lakers, and Duke Basketball [...]
Can this Tiger Re-earn His Stripes?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged athlete, augusta, basement, God, golf, jack nicklaus, Lebron James, Masters, obama, oprah, PGA, quail hollow, sawgrass, thanksgiving, tiger woods, U.S. Open on 05/13/2010 | 1 Comment »
So apparently cats don’t always land on their feet. I’ve grown accustomed to prominent politicians, entertainers, and athletes breezing through scandals unscathed – reinventing themselves overnight. I had assumed, by now, that this particular scandal would already be well in the rearview mirror and that we would be marveling at one more layer of this man’s [...]
The Return of the Basement Athlete.
Posted in Uncategorized on 05/13/2010 | 1 Comment »
Am I saying that the return of the Basement Athlete is as big as that of Michael Jordan, George Foreman, Bobby Jones, or Ted Williams?
I would never say that, but the numbers do speak for themselves